And The Winner Is….

I bet you’ve been waiting all week to find out the winner of the coveted Dingy Crotch award, haven’t you? I’m sure the The Academy Awards paled in comparison and made you wonder how many of those actresses were wearing granny panties. Oh, wait, what am I thinking, starlets and wanna-bes like to expose themselves as they climb out of limousines in the most ungraceful of ways. Seriously, you don’t get out of a car with your legs spread open for the world to see. Bless my father’s soul for teaching me how to get in and out of a car like a lady! Dads, do your daughter a favor and take the lead teaching her manners and etiquette. That mantle always falls on mom, but she is to be her example of proper etiquette and manners and reinforce what you teach your daughter.

Back to granny panties…It was close and our panel of distinguished judges had a very hard time making a decision. Our selection was based on three criteria:

  1. They must officially be “Granny Panties,” not just large underwear.
  2. They had to say “I am not sexy not matter how you wear me.”
  3. You had to have entered the contest.

I know those are strict rules, but we run a tight ship here! So, without further ado (because the Dingy Crotch award is where I make fun you and your underwear), the winner is:

◊◊◊Little Kaninchen◊◊◊

LK Granny Panties

Can you believe these suckers?

Did you really think that little strip of lace at the waistband was going to make them attractive?

If you still own them, please have your Sir read this…Sir, please tie her up with these things.I think there is a sufficient amount of fabric to tie up both her ankles and wrists. 

What was your motivation for buying them in the first place, I wonder?

That allure of a soggy looking crotch that looks like a baby’s loaded diaper?

Perhaps it’s the appeal of thin cotton and poorly sew-on elastic?

Buy one get one free at Wal-mart?

Fond memories of being 13 and having to wear enormous maxi-pads?

Knowing there’s no way that fabric can slip between the cracks?

Hoping someone would come along and give you a wedgie?

Oh, the possibilities are endless. I could go on and on.

I feel I have done the world a valuable service. There will be one less pair of granny panties in the world and I, for one, feel like Rand Paul in a filibuster. I have said my piece, now go in peace.

8 thoughts on “And The Winner Is….

  1. I want to thank everybody at the Grannie Panties Academy for their votes. I have had these panties in the bottom of my drawer from when I was in a car accident in oh.. ’03 ish… We were t-boned in a crash and I spent the night in the hospital and my sister-in-law was nice enough to go to the store and get me some clothes to wear home. Since then I kept them … Why? I’m not sure… I want everyone to know that I am truly honored… They hit the trash bin… Along with any other period day panties. Since we’ve been doing TTWD and my weight loss I’ve bought so many new sexy panties. Now all I’ll wear, if any… are my sexy ones! ❤❤❤🐇
    Thank you Elle!

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    • Correction, it’s the Anti Granny Panties Academy. Our mission is to rid the world of ugly underwear. Our motto is… It’s better to go commando!

      Congratulations on your win! We couldn’t be prouder.

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  2. I would like to congratulate Little Kaninchen on her spectacular win of such a prestigious award!

    And I would like to thank Elle for inspiring the contest that rid Little Kaninchen of those fabulous panties.

    No really, Thank You!

    2bDom

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      • Yes you did make me laugh Thank you, I don’t know I’ve stretch out all day hoping to grab some shut eye…didn’t happen. Had ice on and off Sir even brought home a back brace to hold the ice in place. Problem is once I move I’m screwed pain shoots down front and back of my left leg.
        That’s the one I have the rod in. l finally had to get up and sit, sleep is only going to come when I’m totally brain dead.I will see how tomorrow is I’m thinking about using the tens unit on it?
        Maybe. I told Lk I like pain but Damn I need pleasure to balance it out. Sir wanted to accommodate I just stared him down. Lol! It’s 11:25 pm and I just got back on because I can’t lye down and find a position where it doesn’t hurt constant. Have a doc’s appt. Monday because she on vacation.
        I won’t see a man doc because I will freak out unless they knock me out and I need not say why you know. So we will see tomorrow how it feels. I will probably get an ulcer from eating freaking Motrin.
        Plus I’m either sweating to death or freezing, I have no temp. I got shit I still have to do before vacation so this better get well. UGH!
        Thanks for the concern also. Also you have my number if you need to talk or screw off the boredom
        Just text me so I know its you. I’m here all day 85% of the time lady…I won’t charge you…Lol!
        Lts♥

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