Thank You…and a little gift just for you!

Thank you everyone for following my blog! I really didn’t think anyone would ever be interested, to tell you the truth. I officially reached 50 followers and in blog-land that’s nothing, but it means the world to me.

XOXOXO to you all!

I’ve censored myself a lot over this last month only because I’ve been so used to doing it in my life. In my vanilla world I’ve had to be very careful of what I say, when I say it, and to whom I say it, and to make a mistake really could mean being ostracized. Now that I’ve gotten my bearings I feel like I can let out more of me.

Thank you to all the blog writers out there for being bold, speaking your mind, and keeping it real. I’ve learned so much from you. Lifestyle choices mean big changes and you need some guidance to get you through it all. Thank you for being a “guiding light” and helping us find our way through the D/s and BDSM maze.

A little bit about me that you may have picked up…I was addicted to magazines and I know it comes out in my writing style. I became addicted to magazines when I was about 11 or 12 when my grandmother bought me a subscription to W because she wanted me to get a sense of style and learn about the designers. I used to love drooling over those pages and she and I would go through the Neiman Marcus and Saks’ catalogs like our lives depended on it. Fun fact…I used to sell men’s fragrance at Lord & Taylor on 5th Ave. in Manhattan. I sold Guerlain’s Vetiver to Liz Claiborne and Chanel Pour Monsieur to Meryl Streep.  I spent my entire paycheck in that store almost every payday (I was 19).

I’ve had subscriptions to everything (Cosmo, Elle, Vogue, InStyle, Mademoiselle, Glamour, Women’s Day, Parenting, Family Fun, Prevention, National Geographic, Forbes…even Biblical Archaeology Review…probably 100 total and 30 at any given time). I loved all the glossy pages, pretty pictures, articles, ideas, tips, and tricks. I’ve dropped all those subscriptions (many of which I bought by trading in airline miles) because it wasn’t the most practical of hobbies. Pinterest has been a God-send as it satisfies that deep “how-to” hunger in me and I spend $0.

With the above paragraph in mind, please enjoy the “how-to” chart below. There are so many women who’ve said they can’t have an orgasm through vaginal penetration. These modified positions are by the author Timothy Ferris and I hope it helps you ladies out there!

Thanks again for following!



My Rules

Replace Negative Self-Talk with Positive Self-Talk.

1. What if I try and fail? 1. This will work for me!
2. This is difficult… 2. Challenges are made to overcome!
3. I can’t do that… 3. I’ll do that and to the best of my ability!
4. If only I were ____ I would. 4. Because I am _____ I will do this.
5. Why does this always happen? 5. Good things always happen to me.
6. I never get anything right… 6. I always learn from my mistakes and failures.
7. I’m stuck in this rut… 7. Now is a great time to get into a new groove!
8. I’m such a screw-up. 8. I like myself.
9. I wish I had _____. 9. _____  is on the way!
10. There goes another opportunity… 10. Things always turn out for the best
11. I’ll never get there… 11. I am stretching towards my biggest goals.
12. I am cursed. 12. I am blessed
13. Why doesn’t this happen for me? 13. That’s more like it!
14. He’ll never change. 14. I will change so I am bigger than the problem.
15. My kids aren’t listening. 15. I will work to become a more effective parent.
16. I can’t lose weight. 16. I am healthy.
17. My boss ignores me. 17. I always strive for excellence.
18. Why don’t I ever get a break? 18. I am not a helpless victim.
19. I have no time to exercise. 19. I make time to exercise.
20. I’ll never get out of debt. 20. I take small steps each day towards my financial goals.
21. He never listens. 21. I need to better understand him.

Work towards being in the best shape I can possibly achieve.

Eat as healthy as I can each day.

Be as happy as I can everyday and find the joy and laughter.

Do not interrupt Sir when he is speaking!

Remember that I can tell Sir anything.

Assist Sir with any aspect of his business that he’s delegated.

I must consult Sir before volunteering for any position at church or the kids’ school.

I must consult Sir before planning any outings or events that would include the both of us.

The Song of Solomon, Chapter Five

I have filled you, my love, our ecstasy united.  I have taken every drop from you. I have licked you and caressed every part of your body. I have had my fill of you.

On lookers: Indulge in each other more. Take everything from each other.

As I was drifting off to sleep I thought I heard my Sir whisper in my ear, “Open up for me, my love, my beautiful girl. I am hard and my  cock is dripping for you.”

 I have already cleansed myself and it is the time of my monthly separation. I played with myself and my hands dripped with my wetness and then Sir thrust himself inside of me and I came all over him. He pulled out and left. I called after him to come back, but he did not answer me.

I went to the secret place in the city to find my love. When I arrived the other Dominants removed my veil and flogged me. Then they spanked me and whipped me. I am now pink and bruised.

I asked the other submissives to please tell my Sir that I am yearning for him.

submissives: Why is your Dominant better than all the other Dominants, beautiful one? Why do you make such a request of us?

My Sir is strong and robust. His wavy hair is shiny and black like a raven. He is accomplished and known by all for achievements. 

His eyes are piercing and they see right through me and radiate with confidence.

The slight stubble on his cheeks and jaw, his enticing scent, and his moist lips and wet mouth that are so ready to claim are as enticing to me as the folds between my legs are for him.

He has chiseled arms and his skin radiates like jewels. He is like a living statue.

His legs are strong and sturdy and he stands tall and proud.

Oh, his mouth and what he can do with his lips and tongue! He is everything to me.

Ladies, he is my lover, he is my confidante, he is my Master.


Copyright © 2013 – by The Submission of Elle


Funny Friday

Why would you ever want to?

Someone has a plan

My favorite New Yorker line.

You go girl!

Thanks, Pinterest, for the photos!