It’s A Nice Day For A White Wedding

I came across this on Tumblr and it made me think of Billy Idol. Honestly, if I ever said vows like this we would just bust out laughing and could not continue. Wouldn’t it be fun to punk your guests with something like this?

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20 thoughts on “It’s A Nice Day For A White Wedding

  1. Oh my! Hilarious! And sort of true…..; ) ….maybe not those exact words….but if ever renew our vows…I’d have to really think about what I would want to say!

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      • I agree They should have had a little more respect for themselves when they written those vows.
        Are you going to redo your vows seriously….that would be cool. Lts♥.

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      • Hmmm…sounds like a good post to me! If you could renew your vows now…after D/s, what would you say? How could you say it without giving away your secrets?
        We had a destination wedding…which is a fancy way of saying we eloped! We went to Florida and got married on a beach where I grew up…only my family was there….I would love to do it again….with his family there this time. Maybe a big fancy dress with a very subtle collar/choker to wear! Sorry…I’m dreaming again ♥♥♥

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        • We wish we eloped. We had a small wedding because it was my 2nd, but he did the tux and dress. My family was not invited…too long of a story. I’d like a subtle collar we wear out. Dream away, I always do.

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  2. I would have to agree with your take on the word slut, but that aside, such a unique take, funny, and yet life-style embracing… ✨ … and now, for music… white wedding by Billy Idol doesn’t quite fit but I’m sure we can find something…🎵 🎶 *smiles*

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    • My husband and I have talked about singing our vows. Our song is Always and Forever. He sings it to me every now and then and he sang it to both our children just moments after their births. He and I have also performed it as a duet. Maybe singing our vows with that song would fit for us. We also talked about getting a Hebrew ketubah that has our D/s vows, which would be private.

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      • Wow! That sounds beautiful that song fits you and I like that would be awesome and I believe singing yours would be so cool. I take it this would be after the children are older?
        Lts♥

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        • We have considered our 25th anniversary, but there’s no way I can plan that by February. We might do it before our 30th or for our 30th. I’d love to do it in Kauai. That’s where we spent our honeymoon.

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  3. That would be special to have it in Kauai…I’m a romantic at heart..you should try for your 30th that way you have time to plan it to be perfect and your children will be a lot older by then.
    Lts♥

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  4. You know I luv Billy Idol… Wonderful memories when his music was out! Luv him… His lip… Wow!
    I like the words… In essence you are his Wife, his slut, his everything.. You fulfill his every need. He sometimes feels like a slut sometimes he don’t… Sorry went all mounds/almond joy on you… Lol!
    I love it. My Sir and will have a ceremony so eat soon and hopefully I can invite all of you to attend. A very formal collaring and renewing our vows… I’m thinking two separate ceremonies in a beautiful tropical paradise.
    LK ❤🐇

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  5. Reblogged this on iCaptivated and commented:
    It this fateful day comes about… Deep down inside, I would like for it to happen. It has given me a whole new outlook on life. Even if it does I feel so much more sensuous and have so much more confidence in myself. I’ve started painting my nails again and wearing the red lipstick that headmired. I’ve bought myself sexy new lingerie. He even commented on how beautiful I am to him. When we make love, I feel much more passion than I’ve ever felt and I have multiple orgasms almost every time. I love him and i am so blessed just to be a part of his life.

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