Dorothy Meets Alice

I feel like this A LOT. If you’ve ever lived in a big city you’ve probably seen some shit, too. Although, after my father moved us from the city to the country I still got to witness a lot of crazy. For some reason, people in the country like to walk in the woods naked. It was always a treat stumbling upon a random naked man while you’re trekking through the woods with your younger brother to get to your favorite fishing spot. I also came upon many teenagers getting it on in the woods. I can say that I’ve seen my fair share of penises and not because I’ve done a lot of penises, but because I have four brothers who all played sports and our house was where everyone came for dinner or to hang out. Boys like to piss in the woods…I’m just saying.

My first kink experience was when I was 19 and I walked in on an orgy in Greenwich Village back in 1984. A friend had invited me and didn’t tell me the details. Needless to say, I ran out in shock. I wasn’t ready for what I saw and even now, at 47, I don’t think I could ever prepare myself enough. I was married briefly, right about that time, to a man who was heavily into hard-core porn and played videos constantly. He started me with the classics like Behind the Green Door and Insatiable (he was a big Marilyn Chambers fan) and then brought in the corny ones…you know, the ones with the “boom chicka bom bom bom bom bom” music. He then progressed to foreign and then truly nasty. I’ve come to realize that he was grooming me for something more and I’m so glad he left me. As painful as that event was, I am eternally thankful that he was a douche bag.

I’ve got a million stories and I truly have seen some weird shit, but it’s made me who I am and has given me wisdom (I hope). Now I can’t get that porn music out of my head. You’re singing it, too, aren’t you. It’ll be in your head when you wake up tomorrow. You’re welcome.

I love my life right now and I love my Sir with all that I am and all that I have. I love how far we’ve come in such a short amount of time. I love that he loves being my Dom and I absolutely love being his sub. I love the freedom we have. I love the honesty we share. I love our kink and I love, love, love the weird shit that we do. I love how he knows me, and encourages me, and protects me. I love him. I love him. I love him.

Weird shit be damned…I’m having the time of my life and have met some super sweet people that get it. It’s so nice to have sub friends with whom you can laugh, cry, and learn. The future looks bright, especially when there’s good people that you want to share it with and who you know you’ll get to see some new weird shit with, too.